Emotionally Unavailable Hoodie — "Currently Accepting Coffee, Not Conversations" Graphic Hoodie
S / Maroon
$59.99
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This cozy hooded sweatshirt speaks with dry humor and quiet boundary-setting. Soft, medium-heavy fabric wraps you in warmth while bold, minimal text does the heavy lifting: front chest reads “EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE,” sleeves punctuate the message with “Still nope.” On the back a small, tongue-in-cheek line—“Currently Accepting Coffee Not Conversations.”—lands like a wink. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood make it an everyday companion for slow mornings, late-night study sessions, or neighborhood walks when you want comfort without small talk. It’s for people who prefer clear signals delivered with a deadpan smile: comfortable, low-fuss, and built to last.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric for warmth and a soft hand
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF/DTG prints on chest, back, sleeves and inner neck labels; optional embroidery placements
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, and compliance with safety and environmental standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Emotionally Unavailable Hoodie — "Currently Accepting Coffee, Not Conversations" Graphic Hoodie
$59.99
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric for warmth and a soft hand
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF/DTG prints on chest, back, sleeves and inner neck labels; optional embroidery placements
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, and compliance with safety and environmental standards
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean