{"product_id":"sherpa-fleece-blanket-emotionally-unavailable-skull-coffee-graphic-throw","title":"Sherpa Fleece Blanket — \"Emotionally Unavailable\" Skull Coffee Graphic Throw","description":"Wrap yourself in a bold, cozy statement. This sherpa fleece blanket pairs a plush, velvety backside with a durable hem for everyday use. The dark, tongue-in-cheek design — a relaxed skeleton clutching coffee with the headline “Emotionally Unavailable” — brings a dash of dry humor to late mornings, solitary reading sessions, and quiet nights in. It’s the kind of blanket that sets the mood: warm, a little sarcastic, and utterly comforting. Let it drape over a favorite chair, live on the couch during movie night, or lie across your lap while you work from home. It’s warm enough for cool evenings and speaks directly to anyone who appreciates sardonic wit and long, slow sips of coffee.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Plush sherpa backside for extra warmth and softness\u003cbr\u003e- Durable hemmed edges for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester, 3mm thickness for a supremely soft feel\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes; one-sided print with velvety backside\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and chemical compliance standards; adult sizing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":47817631006825,"sku":"31820284081264261489","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":47817636970601,"sku":"11731495930988755782","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":47817637003369,"sku":"15278656828846598947","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/3713\/1113\/files\/7339660608304927780_2048.jpg?v=1784586560","url":"https:\/\/unsupervisedmenace.com\/products\/sherpa-fleece-blanket-emotionally-unavailable-skull-coffee-graphic-throw","provider":"Unsupervised Menace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}